FAQ

Modern Absurdity: Frequently Asked Questions (and Mostly Sarcastic Answers)

Welcome to the FAQ section, brave explorer of the modern world's absurdities! Here, we attempt to answer your burning questions (or at least provide some amusement while we're at it).

Q: Is this blog a self-help guide for dealing with the absurdity of life?

A: Absolutely essential for navigating the modern world, second only to the ability to breathe (arguably). Consider us your comedic survival manual for the ever-growing insanity of social norms.

Q: Will reading this blog make me a social pariah?

A: Only if you laugh out loud in public (which, let's be honest, is highly likely). But hey, at least you'll be the most interesting social pariah at the party.

Q: What qualifications do you have to critique modern society?

A: Extensive experience rolling our eyes, a master's degree in "Seriously, People?" and a lifetime of observing the hilarious (and sometimes horrifying) ways humans interact with each other and technology.

Q: Are you secretly Larry David in disguise?

A: We can neither confirm nor deny this rumor. But let's just say, we appreciate a good social faux pas and a perfectly timed awkward silence.

Q: I have a strong urge to throw my phone out the window after reading your articles. Is this normal?

A: Completely normal. In fact, we recommend a cleansing phone toss every other Tuesday (full moons optional). Just make sure there's a soft landing spot (and maybe some insurance).

Q: Do you accept submissions from aspiring absurdity-finders?

A: We always appreciate a good dose of reader-submitted absurdity! Hit us up with your hilarious observations of the modern world, but be warned, competition is fierce (mostly because everyone seems to be living in a never-ending sitcom these days).

Q: What's the meaning of life, anyway?

A: (crickets chirping)... Seriously, who knows? But at least we can laugh at the absurdity of it all together.

Disclaimer: This FAQ section may contain trace amounts of sarcasm and complete fabrications. Please consult a qualified therapist (or at least a good stand-up comedy routine) for serious life advice.